I couldn’t believe I didn’t hear any M-Bombs or furious anger in this commercial.

samuel

Nice translation work for bros everywhere haha. Maybe now bros can get their read on.

Run! Hide! He died for your sins…and came back for your brains! This is what Easter is really about.

The real Google Glass video for those who haven’t heard of it. Sign me up!

At first I was intrigued by Google Glass, but then I saw this video haha.

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tumblrbot asked:

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I wish I were human, but I am just dancer. If I were human, then I could answer this question more appropriately.

I usually could care less about politics. What a waste of my mornings and evenings. But I love me some Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart to fill me in on what’s important: laughing at these political figurehead monkeys. Take it away Stephen!

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“Tonight could be a make-or-break for Rick Santorum — not that Rick would ever consider quitting ‘cause you know God does not approve of pulling out.”

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

Hello World! Kill, Fuck, Marry?

So, I took the plunge and was curious enough to join yet another social networking site. Why oh lord why? As if I have just so much extra time on my hands. But I digress. Anywho, figured I’d start up with an everyday, light-hearted question and then probably cancel my tumblr immediately afterward (haha)…Actually from what I see so far, tumblr is pretty slick.

Onto the million $$$ question:

KFM

For those that clamfuze, here’s my answers:

Kill: Nancy
Fuck: Bunniefun
Marry: Ice